Daily Facial Are you some self obsessive 16 year old girl who takes about 8 pictures of your face from every conceivable angle daily and then uploads them onto your Facebook page hoping your friends will analyze and comment on each one?
		Cool 4 School Come down to Books N' Shit to get the best value on school supplies for the coming school year.
		The Irish joke preservation society This isn't a particularly funny or offensive joke but our society is built around the sole purpose of preserving it to thwart people like that offended cry baby who went and spent TWO YEARS seeking financial compensation.
		These Times We Live In interviews Dane Cook This week These Times We Live In hesitantly interviewed "comedian" Dane Cook..
		The Je$us Stimulation Will you spend the little remaining money that you have on feeding your children or put it to some use and give it to some televangelist or self appointed preacher.
		Brian the BNP member Us BNP members are really just like you, unless of course you're black, Asian, Jewish or just have a funny sounding non-British name.
		Dwayne's 'Green House' The only problem with the country is its not being taxed enough by my fellow pressure groups in Brussels and there aren't enough bicycle paths!
		Imperial Japanese soldiers come out of the jungle Two Imperial Japanese soldiers have come out of the Philippines jungle 65 years after the end of World War II and want to return home but fear court martial.
		Zionists on Wikipedia We want to be the guys who influence what is written on Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit and to ensure that its balanced and Zionist in nature.
		Christine the Creationist I feel people like me are being rejected by intolerant liberals who are obsessed with "science", "reason" and "logic".
		About Their House: Revisited This week in our revisited edition we revisit Mike and Ann Davis who we featured back in 2000.
		How donating to charity benefits You By giving to a charity You give yourself the authority to act like a vassal of self righteousness.
		Subscribe to The Wall Street Journal With the economy in dire straits its clear that business people really have to fight to survive now more than ever, like a rat on a sinking ship you have fuck all the other rats to get to the top to survive the longest.
		Chris Ryan's Combat Survival Guide I became famous for fucking up my mission and living to tell the story.
		Christians Against Marijuana We're going to devote all of our Christ loving energy into making sure this drug (that grows naturally on Gods earth) remain banned.
		Flat Earth FAQ Sarah Palin bought the truth to light when she said she can see Russia from Alaska, but the round Earth elites tried to make a laughing stock out of her!
		Margery explains what is wrong with this generation This generation has gone too far with its text messaging, XBox Lives and 90210's.
		Soccer Moms Television Council Instead of you exercising your own discretion on what you let your children watch we tell you.
		Carl explains World War II I've played all of the Call of Duty games so I know what I'm talking about!
		Franks guide for Americans going to Europe "I have taken it upon myself to write a guide to Europe, a place I have never been to but know all about."
		avatard-2154 "i love this movie its the best, if only i could marry it lol!!!"
		Narcissistic Conspiracy Theorist "when the New World Order/Bilderberg Group/UN takes over the world you'll see you were wrong and I was right"
		British soldier killed in Afghanistan "A British soldier has been killed in Afghanistan."
		Live 5 Action News News teases for what nobody else is even reporting!!!
		Greg that 'straight' loudmouthed XBox Live guy "I am straight, I am not gay because if I was gay I'd say so and wouldn't say I was straight, I have an XBox 360 and I would love to marry it because I hate women, but I am obsessed with pussy because I am straight"
		I need somebody to leave me alone Could you be the right person to leave me alone?
		Afghanatar 'Unobtanium' might as well have been discovered in Afghanistan.
		For the listeners "Your favorite of our pre-selected music."
		A message from BP A message from BP to the American taxpayers.
		Netanyhu missed his calling. How Netanyhu could have gotten a lot of blind devotion and support if he had slightly altered his 'love boat' speech.?
		My Spirit I don't think people appreciate their freedom, that's why I support the neo-conservatives who introduced the Patriot Act limiting Americans freedoms.
		Diversity Soon At Diversity Soon we promote tolerance over people who look different by pointing out just how different they are and how that is acceptable anyway!
		A message from the tea party people Us God-fearing "good American" people can't understand why we are being taxed to death and why our lives have become so crummy, we're becoming a dying breed and want things back the way they were in the 1950's!
		How can someone that rich kill themselves? How can someone that rich kill themselves?
		A message from the Israel lobby We need to bomb Iran now in case a fair diplomatic settlement is reached.
		I just remembered Gilad Shilat is still a prisoner I can't believe I forgot Hamas still have that Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit prisoner I must have forgotten about him while memorizing the names of 7,000 Palestinian civilians held in Israeli jails.
		You can only fight one noun at a time! How is the US expected to fight a 'War on Drugs' as well as a 'War on Terror' in Afghanistan?
		Not all Saudis are rich Not all citizens of Saudi Arabia are rich, only most of them are!
		Should Saudi Arabia be compensated for reduced oil production? If they aren't compensated for not delivering on the product they very well might have to get their own unemployed hands dirty!
		Hilary Clinton for Queen Lets give the imperial lady an encouraging nudge forward.
		No Russian In light of the horrible Moscow Metro bombing we should be grateful the writers of Modern Warfare 2 don't have their finger on current events.
		My new St. Patrick's Day drinking game Drownin' yar sorrows for child victims of clerical abuse.
		If you don't like America then you can get out! "Government healthcare in Costa Rica is better than socialism in Obamaist America!"
		Atheists make terrible people 'Can you feel the warm Christian message of love here in the air?'
		An open letter to Pat Robertson Maybe the Chilean earthquake victims aren't secularists or devil worshippers.
		I have high hopes for the US offensive against Kandahar It may even go better than the Soviet one.
		My very own American Dream I had a dream... and it was American.
		As if airport security doesn't already suck ...then the US government freaks out over an underpants bomber.
		'Change Yourself Today' Something is wrong with your personality Lucky for you we'll show you how to change it for the new year!

Most of the things I write about primarily take place on that little 'pale blue dot' suspended in the sunbeam to the right:

This is where I also happen to live.

I feel like I belong here, this is my home and I can safely say I know no different.

The 6 billion other fellow homo-sapiens I share this dot with are always up to something, whether it is fighting over space dwelling super heroes or how they look and talk they always inevitably provide me with a great deal of entertainment.